(A True Story)
Are you someone looking to lose a friend? Or just someone who values superficial things over real friends? Or just someone out of control when things don't go your way?
Or maybe, someone who is in desperate need of a true friend but doesn't know how to keep them and so, only ends up with superficial friends every now and then?
Here is how two friends got turned off by a friend whom they admire, respect and really look up to...
Step 1. Call your friend in the middle of the night and ask them where they are. Don't bother with "hi" or "hello". Just say, "where are you?"
Step 2. Demand that they come over at your place right that instant because you need an audience for your rantings about your boyfriend. Tell them that you are going to pick them up if they say no and give you
excuses like, there's no cab, or that they are on their way home from
work and that they are really tired. Who cares if it's already way past
midnight? You need an audience! Only that matters!
Step 3. Tell them to buy you your favorite expensive ensaymanda, once they agree
to come over. Oh, so what if they had to go all the way back inside
the mall and search for the store? They shouldn't be a baby and get you what you want.
